There's no doubt that Fawlty Towers and Manuel
made him a star throughout the land
But his career was rejuvenated
by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand
All it took was just a phone call
to give birth to Sachs and drugs and rock n roll
And there he was on Coronation Street
Playing the half brother of Norris Cole
These are the facts
Bout Andrew Sachs
He has a knack
Of bouncing back
He said he's back above the water
thanks to Brand and his goddaughter in the sack
He was not related to Leonard Sachs
from The Good Old Days
who knew how to drag out a convoluted
and alliterative phrase
So just to clear that up
They're not related
But Leonard appears in this song
Because I couldn't think of anything that Andrew's done
To make it last that long
These are the facts
He didn't come from Barcelona but Berlin
Coronation Street and Fawlty Towers is all that he's been in
He pays his tax
He wasn't in Mad Max
(You can tell I'm really grasping at straws eh?)
But on the outside he's a joker
Play Shut Up Ya Face, well that is pretty sad
