Wraith Rovers - Original Soundtrack

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Wraith 02:31
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I was working in the lab late one night We'd just got rid of Craig Scheidt A monster from his slab rose up And said 'We're gonnae win the cup' He did the slosh The Kirkcaldy slosh Kirkcaldy slosh You don't need to wash Kirkcaldy slosh You don't have to be posh Kirkcaldy slosh Do the Kirkcaldy slosh From my laboratory in Links Street To the prom where the boy racers meet I got the body parts I need From Rejects in St Clair Street And did the slosh The Kirkcaldy slosh Kirkcaldy slosh You don't need to wash Kirkcaldy slosh You don't have to be posh Kirkcaldy slosh Do the Kirkcaldy slosh The zombies like to get their fun Along with Dracula and wolfman Jekyll and formaldehyde are done Now they sniff linoleum The boy in the train said 'What's that stench? Like a mixture of plasticine and Starks Park gents There's a bunch of undead zombies looking like they're on probation Oh, that's right we're coming intae Kirkcaldy station" Do the slosh The Kirkcaldy slosh Kirkcaldy slosh You don't need to wash Kirkcaldy slosh You don't have to be posh Kirkcaldy slosh Do the Kirkcaldy slosh Do the slosh The Kirkcaldy slosh Kirkcaldy slosh You don't need to wash Kirkcaldy slosh You don't have to be posh Kirkcaldy slosh Do the Kirkcaldy slosh
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Jock Tamson 02:49
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Frankenstein Mcavennie Never had any love as a child So he made his own friends From the bones of the dead And their heads he biled He was aff his heid When he raised the deid in his lab He got no rest till he made George Best Look more fab But despite all his troubles He didn't make Bubbles No, not Frankenstein Cos he was no monster Although he was constantly on the wine I'm telling you ma laudie He's no from Kirkcaldy Not Frankenstein His newly made pupils Don't have any scruples - it's fine Frankenstein Mcavennie In the cemetery with an evil laugh ah ah aha ah ah ah Looking 'armless and legless Getting dirty and reckless Have an early bath ahahahahahahaha Any spare body parts, fry them up with Hearts And cabbage and ribs If you're struggling for words Just say, 'Where's aw the burds?' Through yer teeth
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Walking home through Beveridge Park We heard a zombie moan with a howl in the dark He said he played for Wraith Rovers He sounded worse than Olly Murs Suddenly he started to cry I looked at him and said 'You've got something in your eye.' So he poked it out with a stick It was a half brick He said, 'That gets on my wick.' And then... We were surrounded by the remains of the team they call Wraith Rovers They had come to pick our brains, the smell of rotting flesh drove us Half the way to half insane, it was a zombie supernova They cried, We'll win the league, we'll beat Dundied and Dunfearmline And Beast Fife and Cowdendeith, Unreal Madrid and Fearnanoord Because we don't need cash Because we don't need fed We are the undead When the Links Market comes to town We're gonna take the Ghost Train down Our pitch is never covered in mud It's covered in blood We're never injured Once at the final whistle We all attacked the fourth official But we were disappointed We could not be fed He had no brain in his head No, no... His head was like a melon - he had no cerebellum We were reported to the SFA, well, someone had to tell 'em They couldn't reprimand us for eating his hippocampus So we ate the referee as well which wasn't so unkind Cos he was a dirty bastard and permanently blind Because of all we've seen Because of all we've said We are the undead We are the undead...
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Oh when the Wraith go marching in They'll eat your brains and double chin Cos they're zombies on a mission To win the cup again Oh when the Wraith go marching in They'll look like rejects from Trainspotting They stagger and they lumber When the Wraith go marching in Oh when the Wraith go marching in With their manager Jock Tamson His tourettes is ducking fire They'll be wishing they had Jocky Wilson
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Dead Drunk 04:08
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The original soundtrack to the film about Kirkcaldy's zombie football team.

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released October 31, 2012

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