Alexksandr Solzenitsyn went to MFI
Got a wardrobe, put all the bits in
He was quite a guy
He wasn't a spy
Oh no
Alexksandr Solzenitsyn went to the Magnet shop
Got himself a fitted kitchen with a burning hob
He was a bit of a nob
He wasn't a spy though
Oh no
He wrote The Gulag Archipelago
You must have read it
What do you mean, No?
He was a big cheese in the 70s
When he got released it was the bees knees
It was on the news and everything
He wasn't a spy though
Oh no
Alexksandr Solzenitsyn had a great big beard
He looked a bit like Daniel Kitson
But not as bloody weird
(Only kidding, Daniel. Love your work. Really.)
He wasn't a spy though
Oh no
