Alexander Selkirk

from A.S. by Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

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lyrics

Alexander Selkirk - he came from Largo
He was better known as Robinson Crusoe

He lived on an island surrounded by the sea
He didn't have a mobile
It was the 18th century!

He had a man Friday
and Saturday and Sunday too
But no one talks about that
It's kind of taboo

Alexander - the philanderer
Had a fling with a giant panda
And a goose
And a gander
Looked a bit like Colonel Sanders
Finger licking good - yeah

It was just a novel
by Daniel Defoe
I had it on audiotape
by Yoko Ono

Now it is a musical
Ben Elton has the rights
It's very tasteful
It's called 'I Will Survive'

Alexander - the philanderer
Had a fling with a giant panda
And a goose
And a gander
Looked a bit like Colonel Sanders
Finger licking good - yeah