When I was a young boy I lived on St Kilda
All I wanted to be was a bodybuilder
I opened up a comic and I saw his picture
Who’s the man when things get rough?
Arnie Schwarzenegger
He was full of muscles and dynamic tension
He looked a little glaikit which no-one ever mentions
But that is what attracted me – I was a gangly beggar
Who’s the man when things get rough?
Arnie Schwarzenegger
And nobody would ever kick sand in his face
His big ugly face, well it is, isn’t it?
Maybe that’s why he had to fight in the first place
That’s a good point, well made, about ugly face, well it is, isn’t it?
He re-invented himself as a Hollywood actor
Action hero, terminator, get to the chopper
Who’d have thought he would end up a California guvnah?
