Oliver Pissed, by Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

Oliver Pissed

by Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

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1.	Booze Glorious Booze 02:56		buy track
2.	Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill 02:03	lyrics	buy track
I wake up in the morning with a fire in my head I wake up in the morning in somebody else's bed I wake up in the morning wrapped up in the Evening News I wake up in the morning with vomit in my shoes I wanna cheap laugh I wanna cheap thrill Not the alcohol minimum pricing bill I wake up in the afternoon, I don't know what to do I wake up in the evening in Edinburgh zoo I'm sleeping with the pandas, I'm sleeping with the monkeys We're all in this together, we're all alcoholic junkies I'm selling everything I've got, it's in the pawn shop And now I'm living on Edinburgh rock I'm more like Johnny Thunders than Johnny Ramone Just want them to leave the price of booze alone Now I wanna sniff Irn Bru Now I wanna have something to do All you jakeys form a queue I just wanna sniff Irn Bru
3.	Rollover 01:58		buy track
4.	Let's Get Fiscal 01:26		buy track
5.	Stuck In Scotmid 01:49		buy track
6.	X Box For Sale 02:26		buy track
7.	Where Is the Bog? 00:32		buy track
8.	Oui Oui Je Suis Gerard Depardieu 01:24		buy track
9.	Terrorist Medley 02:23		buy track
10.	Pick A Packet Or Two 00:27		buy track
11.	The Ballad Of Worrall Thompson 02:00		buy track
12.	Consider Yourself 00:23		buy track
13.	Eck's Army 01:05		buy track
14.	I'd Do Anything 01:46		buy track
15.	Eat Bamboo 00:46		buy track
16.	Vegetarian Dog 02:02		buy track
17.	Danny Alexander (Feed Him To The Pandas) 01:34		buy track
18.	As Long As He Needs E 00:33		buy track
19.	Embra State Of Mind 03:04		buy track
20.	Chips, Cheese, Trams And Es 01:42		buy track
21.	Who Will Buy My Blue Peter Annuals? 00:25		buy track
22.	Anthea Turner's Cock 02:03		buy track
23.	It's A Fine Life 01:27	lyrics	buy track
IT'S A FINE LIFE Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury - who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow They're loaded, they've hoarded millions from DVDs They never tire of it, oh the hypocrisy If you don't mind putting your money offshore, it's a fine life Pay what you have to, not a penny more, it's a fine life Just pay one per cent I'm Ken Dodd and so's my wife Let the fools look down on us And morally frown on us It's a fine, fine life
24.	MSPs Picnic 00:57		buy track
25.	Rewriting The Consultation 01:30		buy track
26.	Ulrika 02:48		buy track
27.	Wee Country 03:55		buy track