Ann Summers

from A.S. by Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band

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lyrics

Roll up and buy our underwear
From this woman here
She has got shops everywhere
Even in Mayfair

I just go there for sex toys
Not to buy the clothes
I like things that make a noise
Transformer dildos are the boys

The Prince Albert ring was embarrassing
It got stuck and I had to dial 999

You should have seen the fireman's face
When he whipped out his axe
I was all over the place
He said just relax