He always sang 'Donald Where's Yer Troosers'
That made me really depressed
An anthem for shabby fashion losers
Whose idea of haute couture is a string vest
One of the White Heather Club hay bale stars
A skirl and a swirl in a kilt
Oh, and if you mention deep fried mars bars
I'm gonnae have to get you killed
Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart
Tartan shortbread
Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart
A long time dead
Andy Stewart
Skean dhu
Campbelltown Loch's all whisky noo
There was a Scottish soldier
Was another one of his tunes
I don't remember him getting older
Maybe he ended up in The Broons
Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart
Tartan shortbread
Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart, Andy Stewart
A long time dead
Andy Stewart
Skean dhu
Campbelltown Loch's all whisky noo
The wind blows high, the wind blows low
Sometimes rain, sometimes snow
What is this? A weather forecast?
Donald, where's your head at?
