Sometimes it's hard to be Nicola Sturgeon
Giving all your love to just one man
First he's in London
Then Banff and Buchan
Doing things that you don't understand
But at least he's not in the Bahamas
Where staunch Scot Shorn Canary stays
Voting SNP
Beneath the palm trees
But after all, he's just a prat
Alex Salmond
Give him two jobs to cling to
And the bookies to turn to
When nights get cold and lonely
Alex Salmond
Even Brian Souter loves him
Keep giving all the funds you can
Alex Salmond
Alex Salmond
Linlithgow really loves him
A black bitch and a Jambo fan
Alex Salmond
