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Wraith
02:31
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2. |
Do The Zombie
04:13
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3. |
Kirkcaldy Slosh
03:37
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I was working in the lab late one night
We'd just got rid of Craig Scheidt
A monster from his slab rose up
And said 'We're gonnae win the cup'
He did the slosh
The Kirkcaldy slosh
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't need to wash
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't have to be posh
Kirkcaldy slosh
Do the Kirkcaldy slosh
From my laboratory in Links Street
To the prom where the boy racers meet
I got the body parts I need
From Rejects in St Clair Street
And did the slosh
The Kirkcaldy slosh
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't need to wash
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't have to be posh
Kirkcaldy slosh
Do the Kirkcaldy slosh
The zombies like to get their fun
Along with Dracula and wolfman
Jekyll and formaldehyde are done
Now they sniff linoleum
The boy in the train said 'What's that stench?
Like a mixture of plasticine and Starks Park gents
There's a bunch of undead zombies looking like they're on probation
Oh, that's right we're coming intae Kirkcaldy station"
Do the slosh
The Kirkcaldy slosh
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't need to wash
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't have to be posh
Kirkcaldy slosh
Do the Kirkcaldy slosh
Do the slosh
The Kirkcaldy slosh
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't need to wash
Kirkcaldy slosh
You don't have to be posh
Kirkcaldy slosh
Do the Kirkcaldy slosh
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4. |
Jock Tamson
02:49
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5. |
Frankenstein Mcavennie
03:55
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Frankenstein Mcavennie
Never had any love as a child
So he made his own friends
From the bones of the dead
And their heads he biled
He was aff his heid
When he raised the deid in his lab
He got no rest till he made George Best
Look more fab
But despite all his troubles
He didn't make Bubbles
No, not Frankenstein
Cos he was no monster
Although he was constantly on the wine
I'm telling you ma laudie
He's no from Kirkcaldy
Not Frankenstein
His newly made pupils
Don't have any scruples - it's fine
Frankenstein Mcavennie
In the cemetery with an evil laugh ah ah aha ah ah ah
Looking 'armless and legless
Getting dirty and reckless
Have an early bath ahahahahahahaha
Any spare body parts, fry them up with Hearts
And cabbage and ribs
If you're struggling for words
Just say, 'Where's aw the burds?'
Through yer teeth
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6. |
We Are The Undead
07:01
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Walking home through Beveridge Park
We heard a zombie moan with a howl in the dark
He said he played for Wraith Rovers
He sounded worse than Olly Murs
Suddenly he started to cry
I looked at him and said 'You've got something in your eye.'
So he poked it out with a stick
It was a half brick
He said, 'That gets on my wick.'
And then...
We were surrounded by the remains of the team they call Wraith Rovers
They had come to pick our brains, the smell of rotting flesh drove us
Half the way to half insane, it was a zombie supernova
They cried, We'll win the league, we'll beat Dundied and Dunfearmline
And Beast Fife and Cowdendeith, Unreal Madrid and Fearnanoord
Because we don't need cash
Because we don't need fed
We are the undead
When the Links Market comes to town
We're gonna take the Ghost Train down
Our pitch is never covered in mud
It's covered in blood
We're never injured
Once at the final whistle
We all attacked the fourth official
But we were disappointed
We could not be fed
He had no brain in his head
No, no...
His head was like a melon - he had no cerebellum
We were reported to the SFA, well, someone had to tell 'em
They couldn't reprimand us for eating his hippocampus
So we ate the referee as well which wasn't so unkind
Cos he was a dirty bastard and permanently blind
Because of all we've seen
Because of all we've said
We are the undead
We are the undead...
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7. |
Deid Men Don't Pay Tax
04:12
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Oh when the Wraith go marching in
They'll eat your brains and double chin
Cos they're zombies on a mission
To win the cup again
Oh when the Wraith go marching in
They'll look like rejects from Trainspotting
They stagger and they lumber
When the Wraith go marching in
Oh when the Wraith go marching in
With their manager Jock Tamson
His tourettes is ducking fire
They'll be wishing they had Jocky Wilson
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9. |
Funky Death March
02:33
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10. |
Dead Drunk
04:08
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11. |
Halloween In Glasgow
06:06
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12. |
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